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Lots of Rain

July 21, 2008 · Leave a Comment

 

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Lots of Rain

If I look at rainfall totals in June through today we’ve had about 13.3 inches. The drought definitely is over for the time being. A couple of months ago all we talked about were the proliferation of Florida fires.  Hard to imagine more than 33,000 acres burned in May. CNN has some nice video on the fires

Fire as Narcissism

Carl Hiaasen often talks about Florida as a haven for every sort of wacko. He was interviewed by a former Florida journalist on 60 Minutes two years ago:

the craziness of Florida provides a certain anonymity to all sorts of wackos, even terrorists. And if the place wasn’t so dysfunctional, Hiaasen says maybe something could have been done about that. 

He offers a number of examples

“The court had ruled it ‘Gators In Bed is Bad Idea,’” says Hiaasen, referring to one clipping. “This was a story about a guy who was sleeping with two full-grown alligators. And a court ruled that he had no constitutional right to sleep with an endangered reptile. And that happened in Florida.” 

And

“Here’s a guy who was stealing medical equipment, He surrenders. It’s — he was unhooking patients from their heart monitors and stealing the heart monitors. This was in West Palm Beach,” says Hiaasen, referring to another clipping. “That’s quite a crime when you think about it. The guys on a heart monitor. ‘Excuse me while I take the machine.’” 

Florida invites wackos into their midst:

The tourists eventually go home. But for Hiaasen, the larger problem is the thousand people who move here every day. Most of them, he says, are either running to something or from something. Many of them are retirees looking for a slice of paradise, and some are predators who consider them prey. 

“Half the guys who get booted off of Wall Street by the SCC are now working in Boca Raton, Florida,” says Hiaasen. 

Another reason Florida has become so desirable for undesirables is it has the most generous bankruptcy laws in the country — so people facing the prospect of jail or civil judgments buy houses here knowing they can’t be seized. A number of former executives from Tyco and WorldCom have already moved here, along with a few down and out celebrities. 

Even OJ is here

“You know, after the second O.J. Simpson trial, I see his lawyer being interviewed on the steps of court house,” says Hiaasen. “You know, ‘Mr. Simpson may have to leave California. He doesn’t have this kind of money, and he may have to leave California.’ And I turned to my wife and I said, ‘He’s coming to Florida.’ And here he is, you know.” 

And this has WHAT to do with fires and narcissism?

Bob Jones in Florida where fires reflect God's Intentions.

Bob Jones in Florida where fires reflect God's Intentions.

Bob Jones toddled down to Lakeland recently where he described to Florida revivalists 

 how profound it was that the Florida Healing Revival and fire of God was soaring throughout Florida to the world, and in conjunction with that, the forest fires in Florida are also tearing across the land.

Certainly, the forest fires are a trajedy, but we noted how much of a confirmation it was that both spiritual and natural fires were ablaze.

Fires = the success of Jones’ revival and the strength of his followers’ faith. Can I be misinterpreting this?  Well, Jones also suggests

in one of his prophetic encounters…Bob was told that the enemy is vigorously working to steal the “dreams” of God’s people. Primarily, the dreams consist of hopes and aspirations birthed in the spirit of Christians that motivate them in prayer and set them on their prophetic journey. 

The enemy is trying to steal dreams which are manifested in the spirit. Spiritual fires are confirmed by the tragic Florida fires this spring, thus fighting fires facilitates the victory of  God’s enemies.

I’m sure if this was explicated to Jones he would say that is ridiculous. But in his own focus on his personal expression of belief he allows the tragedies of others serve as a marketing hook for his own business.  I think this can be defined as narcissistic (excessive self-admiration and self-centeredness). 

We do attract wackos. Of course I am not talking about myself here.

 

God Loves You, And So Do I

Because it is what he says always, to anyone
(the dull girl in the tollbooth at the Triboro Bridge,
the wrong number who calls every night at nine,
the lamed colostomist who checks his colon,
even the stone-faced trooper who stops him
for driving 30 on the New York Thruway), my father,
the old Hassid from Frankfurt, passes through this life
in the vague service of some deific love,
and now I-having passed through hate
and back into love again-find myself saying it too
as we scud down the turnpike from Bar Harbor to Boston,
and a vague, generalized tenderness comes over me
in which I am the large man who carries his father
like unleavened bread, the one appointed
to shake the seeds of his ancestry into the day,
and, as we cruise down the highway
of tollbooths and diners, I become once more
the wild ideologue of my father’s life-a man
waiving a white handkerchief into the air as he
plays the harmonica, calling out
to anyone who will listen:
“God loves you, and so do I.”

            ———————–from The Wages of Goodness by Michael Blumenthal

Categories: Carl Hiaasen · Florida Wackos · Michael Blumenthal · Poems · retirement

Back Home

July 13, 2008 · Leave a Comment

The Drive Up and Back

The drive up to the mountains and back was not as bad as it has been in the past. With gas prices so high some drivers appear to be slowing down. And in the summer heat we saw dozens of cars with their windows open to reduce gas consumption. I calculated we spent about $225 just getting there and back.

Just Because They Love The Mountains Does Not Mean They Are Green

But I’ve noticed that people with mountain vacation homes are not the greenest of people. While I am at the very low end of the spectrum, mountain vacation home people are incredible drains on resources. In the case of our mountain, we have chosen to live at 5,000 feet elevation. Everything has to be transported up here from the flatlands. Not a small majority drive big SUVs that only get 14 mpg on straight and level roads. On winding, mountainous roads they might be getting 10.  Up and down the mountains, doing errands, picking up new bedsheets and a nice bottle of Cabernet Savignon.

No Gas Saved Here.

No Gas Saved Here.

Well, OK, this picture is in Colorado, but you get the idea. Add to that the idea of surplus….

Economic Surplus

Where We All Want To Be.

Where We All Want To Be.

All of these people are in that are of consumer surplus. The line rising left to right represent prices and the line dropping from left to right is income. When you have more income than needed to pay for goods, that area labelled consumer surplus, you on top of the world and looking for a place to display your economic prowess. Some invest in houses in the mountains. What could have less utility than a place you stay on only occasionally and requires enormous resources to supply?

It’s ugly but that is where we are.

Nevertheless, it’s wonderful there and I wouldn’t give it up for some egalitarian principle.

Why I Suffer The Disease of Economic Surplus…

Here’s a vista from an outcropping I pass each day I walk to the top of the mountain:

Looking into the bowl between ridges.

Looking into the bowl between ridges.

Not to mention the views from our deck:

Looking East From Our Deck

Looking East From Our Deck

Matchless view just a few steps from our living room.

Not to mention what I get to see when I get to the top of the mountain.

What I see at the Top.

What I see at the Top.

This ski run goes down the back side of the mountain. Even in summer it’s chilly up here — The day I took this photo the temp was 44 degrees.

At the psychological bottom of economic surplus is the will to avoid just what Philip Booth does in his poem just below — to compulsively count out the small measure given to us in a lifetime. To blot out worry, anticipation, the bad we intentionally or unintentionally leave in our wake. To swerve around the pinched equlibrium of this poem: if I’m not sorry I worry,/if I can’t worry I count.

Adding It Up

My mind’s eye opens before
the light gets up. I
lie awake in the small dark,
figuring payments, or how
to scrape paint; I count
rich women I didn’t marry.
I measure bicycle miles
I pedaled last Thursday
to take off weight; I give some
passing thought to the point
that if I hadn’t turned poet
I might well be some other
sort of accountant. Before
the sun reports its own weather
my mind is openly at it:
I chart my annual rainfall,
or how I’ll plant seed if
I live to be fifty. I look up
words like “bilateral symmetry”
in my mind’s dictionary; I consider
the bivalve mollusc, re-pick
last summer’s mussels on Condon Point,
preview the next red tide, and
hold my breath: I listen hard
to how my heart valves are doing.
I try not to get going
too early: bladder permitting,
I mean to stay in bed until six;
I think in spirals, building
horizon pyramids, yielding to
no man’s flag but my own.
I think a lot of Saul Steinberg:
I play touch football on one leg,
I seesaw on the old cliff, trying
to balance things out: job,
wife, children, myself.
My mind’s eye opens before
my body is ready for its
first duty: cleaning up after
an old-maid Basset in heat.
That, too, I inventory:
the Puritan strain will out,
even at six a.m.; sun or no sun,
I’m Puritan to the bone, down to
the marrow and then some:
if I’m not sorry I worry,
if I can’t worry I count.

———Philip Booth, “Adding It Up” from Lifelines: Selected Poems 1950-1999

Categories: Economic Surplus · Philip Booth · Poems · retirement

Still in The Mountains

July 5, 2008 · 1 Comment

July Fourth in the Mountains

We’ve been up in the mountains for two weeks now.  Wonderful.  July 4th is a great time to be here. We can stand on our deck and see fireworks going off in Elizabethton, Johnson City, Vilas, Mountain City, Jefferson.

Elizabethton Celebration

Elizabethton Celebration

These are all relatively small productions, nothing like New York or Washington or even Tampa. Parade organizers tend to wear American flag polo shirts and look like the proprietor of the local dry goods store.

Waiting for the Fun to begin.

Waiting for the Fun to begin.

Or the fun is stored in trailers supervised by a couple of guys waiting to set up whatever game this is. Not the balls are red, white & blue.

Waiting for the parade.

Waiting for the parade.

Or a crowd in Johnson City on the parade route.

The Fireworks

The Fireworks

But ends in spectacular fireworks.

The fireworks is what we saw from such a great distance and elevation. We watched a half dozen fireworks displays going off at once.  We’d see the fireworks and then with whatever length of time it takes for the sound to travel all those miles, we’d get the explosion.

Our Time Here

We’ve had a great time. The weather has rarely been above 74 and has been as low as 44 degrees one morning over these past several weeks. Each morning I’d walk up to the top of the mountain. It’s about two miles up and two miles back with an elevation change of 700 feet. Each morning I’d see deer, wild turkeys, skunks, ground hogs, rabbits. Not many people live that high so the road I walked was primarily empty. So I had the walk up there and back pretty much to myself.

The road I walked along each morning.

Road I walked along each morning.

I walked along this road each morning. Quiet, just the sound of the wind and birds. Several times deer trotted past me almost soundlessly. I didn’t know they were there until I saw them. This is an experience absolutely unduplicatable in Florida.

Which is why we have a place up here.

Sunrise from our deck.Usually we would get up around 5:45. Marian wants to get down to the track she runs before it gets crowded so I get up and start my way up the mountain.

One morning I took this picture on the deck. Our deck faces due north but turning to the right gives me this view. In this case fog still was in the valleys between the mountains and the sun was just beginning to rise above the mountain tops. Just beautiful. A scene pretty much unchanged over the last century.

The trees are all second-growth, naturally. Lumber companies had the first shot at these trees. What we see now has grown since the timber industry moved west.

Fence along the road near the top.

During the non-ski months the ski runs are untended. Wild grass grows to inhibit erosion and this fence bounds the ski slope.  Just a beautiful scene to walk through each day.

Our neighbor put a barrel with deer corn out below our deck and, sure, enough, at sunset we began to see deer. Late at night we can hear other creatures eating there but it is too dark to see who they are.

Categories: In the Mountains · Photo · retirement